Many Mini Muses

title: Ad Astra (I've got a bad feeling about this)
pairing: Joe/Nick
rating: R
warnings: The usual Jonas-related caveats, plus space-crack; also, David Henrie.
summary: Bringing down an evil (or at least inconvenient) galactic bureaucracy, one mishap at a time.
notes: So. Bring your senses of humor and your patience to this one, kids, because, for various reasons, this fic is still IN PROGRESS. It's not gonna get stranded or left unfinished. But at the moment, it's not quite done yet. Yeah, I know. I fail at Big Bang. What DOES exist so far is entirely the result of much encouragement, tweaking, and inspiration from my usual partner in crime, theskyturnsred, whom you may thank for any parts you like and whom you may not blame for any parts that suck. Additional inspiration and MUCH flailing and joy are the direct result of smithereen's GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS ART, which has made me laugh and make embarrassing noises over and over and over again. I would like it greatly stressed that she had her artwork done completely on time and in beautiful order. Lateness of posting is my fault alone.

A million light years' worth of thanks to these beautiful ladies. Baby, I'm their biggest fan. <3



( Part I )

title: sinners
pairing: Joe/always-a-girl!Nick
rating: NC-17
warning: EVEN MORE incesty genderfuck! Also: religion. DUN DUN DUNNNN!!
summary: Instilling fear and incestuous tendencies in your children, one guilt trip at a time.
date: 10/23/10
notes: Again, this would NOT exist in any capacity without theskyturnsred; after I finished Jo/Nick, she was like, "SO YOU'RE WRITING JOE/GIRL!NICK NOW, RIGHT?" And then I was. ^_^ <3

( Mom confronted Nikki about it after she found the nail polish bottles under her bed. )

title: as breathing
pairing: Joe/Nick
rating: NC-17
warnings: The usual - incest and underage (Nick is seventeen). Also, large age difference? Also, off-camera character death. So, not quite the usual.
summary: novaberry wanted 35-year old, confidently gay Joe seducing now!Nick. This is not that fic. This is that fic's deranged aunt we keep locked up in the fandom's attic. Now!Nick inadvertently time warps to the future and meets older!Joe, who is much the worse for wear after a recent tragedy.
notes: This fic would literally not exist without theskyturnsred. She pretty much writes my fics now; I just give them words. Thanks, bb. :3
date: 7/11/10

( Joe didn't know what to think. )

Title: a/s/l
Pairing: Joe/Nick
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: For the jbkinkmeme - "nick/joe both wander into a sex chatroom one night and start a heated conversation with a stranger that turns into cybersex. find out it's each other."
Notes: For and only because of theskyturnsred. Thanks, bb. <3
Date: 10/8/09

( Nick doesn't like being up this late, honestly. )